A drunk girl accused me of being a "Prehistoric dinosaur"
So I Raptor
Fossils- the only thing they tell us is that dinosaurs lived underground.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
My parents tried to put me off becoming an archaeologist.
They said there was no future in it.
My cat died of a stroke this morning, il have to be more gentle next time.
I don't want to alarm anyone but since that Volcano erupted, I haven't seen a single dinosaur..
Was watching Take Me Out earlier when a young black man who went by the name of 'Silky' stole the hearts of all the women.
And their purses.
And on the seventh day, God said "EEK, DINOSAURS!" and bombarded the Earth with meteors.
T-Rex, the Jeremy Beadle of the dinosaur world.
What did T-Rex's do if they were happy and knew it?