Women's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:
"Eeww! That's horrible; I must get cleaning equipment before I can use this."
Men's first thought when coming across a skid mark in the toilet:
"Hmmm... Can I remove this with the contents of my bladder?"

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What is the difference between a pair of jeans and an Ethiopian?
A pair of jeans only has one fly on it.

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What's the difference between Hitler and Paula Radcliffe?
Hitler tried to finish the race.

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What is the difference between a black man and a bicycle?
A bicycle doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

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What's the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?
One's a kangaroo and one's a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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What's the difference between a battery and a Chav?
A battery has a positive side.

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What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
The bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, then goes to bed. The married man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.

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What's the difference between your mum and a bag of apples?
Your mum's a slag.

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I go to school in India and we all laugh in exams when names like Harry and Tom come up.

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What is the difference between Susan Boyle and Amanda Holden?
About ten pints, six tequilas and two Es

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