How do you know if someone has an iPhone?
They tell you.

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Most popular iPhone App of the month:
Public Telephone Box Locator.

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The iPad: Because the iPhone was too small for other people to notice you.

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LG smart phones...for those who can't afford iPhones...
Or a BlackBerry...
Or a Nokia...
Or an Ericsson...
Or 2 cups and a piece of string.

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Beer mat flipping - the true sign of a failing conversation.

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My girlfriend asked me for a new phone, similar to a blackberry or an iPhone.
So I gave her a black-i.

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Historians have discovered that human rights activist Malcolm X was actually just called Malcolm, but he was rather affectionate at the end of his text messages.

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What's the difference between Call of Duty: Black Ops and a restaurant?
A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.

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Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

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My girlfriend told me last night that I spend far too much time texting.
I just tilted my head sideways and smiled at her.

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