I saw some tightrope walkers the other day.
What a weird flavour for a packet of crisps.
How do you stop a clown from laughing?
Hit it in the face with an axe.
I'm doing community service at a funfair but today I stole a wobbly mirror.
I just hope it doesn't reflect badly on me.
I have just been offered a job as a clown.
My boss told me the other guy was good.
Seems to me I'll have some big shoes to fill.
It was such a shame to hear that the human cannonball that lost his life the other day.
His career was just taking off.
After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire.
"But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your calibre?"
How do you kill a circus?
Go for the juggler.
What's a circus master's favourite type of cigarette?
Went into a party shop earlier and was horrified at the prices of Balloons..
The rate of inflation on them is ridiculous.
I was looking through the employment section of the paper today and saw a vacancy for an acrobat,
I thought, perfect, I could do that standing on my head..