An atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon Forest suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of blood thirsty cannibals. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm screwed this time!"
Suddenly there is a ray of light from Heaven and a voice booms out, "No, you are not screwed. All you have to do is pick up that rock at your feet and bash in the head of the chief cannibal standing in front of you".
So the explorer picks up the rock and proceeds to bash the chief unconscious.
As he stands over the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by hundreds of cannibals with looks of shock and anger on their faces, God's voice booms out again and says, "OK.....Now You're screwed".
Do Cannibals refer to homeless people as Free Range?
People make me sick.
I guess I should stop eating them.
Two cannibals come across a missionary in the jungle. After killing the man, they decide to split the body evenly. "Look," said one cannibal. "I'll start at the head, and you start at the feet, and we'll meet in the middle."
So the two begin to devour the man's body. After a short while, the cannibal at the head looks up and says, "How's it going down there?"
"I'm having a ball!" replied the other.
"No!" shouted the first cannibal. "You're eating too fast!"
Did you hear about the cannibal who only ate vegetables?
He particularly like the ones with Down's Syndrome
My wife asked me if I thought we should have another baby.
I said, "Slow down there love, the legs are still in the freezer. Let us finish this one first."
One of the things I really miss about my wife is the smell of her cooking.
I have to admit though, she did taste rather nice along with the roast veg.
I believe it's the child inside me which makes me a cannibal.
I turned up late to my cannibal convention
They gave me the cold shoulder
A cannibal returned from a holiday missing a leg.
"What happened?" asked his friend.
"It was self catering." he replied.