CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer.
People are going on about how the date 10/10/10 only comes once in 100 years.... umm doesn't the date 9/10/10 or 11/10/10 also only come once every 100 years?
I can't believe I got sacked from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
Fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F
March 4th... I like today's date because it sounds like I'm telling people what to do.
They say that the world will be over in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calendar ends.
My calendar ends this December, should I be worried?
The government say I can't get my pension yet, as I am only 22.
I hate being born on a leap year...
All my friends are 88.
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.
Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat,
Please put a tenner in the old man's hat,
If you have'nt got a tenner, then a fiver will do,
If you haven't got a fiver,
Then feel free to come to Britain and get everything paid for you.
I've just bought a Monsters Inc. advent calender.
Every time you open a door it's a different child's bedroom.