CALENDAR FACT: All the seasons are named after coils of metal.
Except Winter and Summer.
And Autumn.

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People are going on about how the date 10/10/10 only comes once in 100 years.... umm doesn't the date 9/10/10 or 11/10/10 also only come once every 100 years?

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I can't believe I got sacked from the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.

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Fact of Life:
After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says W T F

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March 4th... I like today's date because it sounds like I'm telling people what to do.

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They say that the world will be over in 2012 because that's when the Mayan calendar ends.
My calendar ends this December, should I be worried?

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The government say I can't get my pension yet, as I am only 22.
I hate being born on a leap year...
All my friends are 88.

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

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Christmas is coming the goose is getting fat,
Please put a tenner in the old man's hat,
If you have'nt got a tenner, then a fiver will do,
If you haven't got a fiver,
Then feel free to come to Britain and get everything paid for you.

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I've just bought a Monsters Inc. advent calender.
Every time you open a door it's a different child's bedroom.

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