I've just taken up speed reading. Last night I did war and peace in 20 seconds.
I know it's only 3 words but it's a start!
I went to the book store earlier to buy a 'Where's Wally' book. When I got there, I couldn't find the book anywhere.
Well played Wally, well played.
I've been thinking of writing a mystery novel.
Or have I?
Man goes into a library and asks for a book about French War Heroes.
The librarian tells him to try the fiction section.
I got banned from Waterstones today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.
I went to Waterstones today to get a book about conspiracies.
There were none there. Coincidence?
Breaking News: Archaeologists digging at the site of Shakespeare's house have uncovered thousands of monkey skeletons.
I've just published a book on DIY.
It's blank and comes with a free pen.
I ordered a joke book off Amazon last week.... but I didn't get it.
Our new librarian is very polite. I think she is Italian.
I've just taken a book back that was months overdue but, rather than charging me, she just said, "That's-a-fine."
So I thanked her and walked out.