A single gene that is dramatically different in chimpanzees and humans may explain why apes cannot talk.
Oh well, at least they can still communicate through rap music.
What do you get if you cross a motorway with a flock of sheep?
A flock of dead sheep.
A dog is truly a man's best friend.
If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.
Lock your dog and your wife in the boot of the car for an hour.
When you open the boot, which one is really happy to see you?
If you have a parrot and you don't teach it to say, "Help, they've turned me into a parrot", you are wasting everybody's time.
Have you ever started to eat a horse and then realised that you weren't that hungry after all?
My dog always barks when there's someone at the door.
I don't know why, as it's never anyone for him.
I bought a new book today called "How to end your pet's life with dignity"
Even after I'd read it, I just couldn't put it down.
I'm really worried about my parrot.
He keeps saying, "I can't go on, I hate my life".
My room-mate's too selfish to notice. He's always crying.
Spiderman: Just another guy who ends up with sticky hands after using the web.
90% of dogs in Korea are inbred... like in a sandwich or something.