BING - Because It's Not Google.

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My kid asked me what a priest was the other day. So I explained....
Paedophile
Resident
In
Every
Small
Town

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My son came over to me and asked, "Dad, how do you spell diarrhoea?"
I replied, "I don't know son, but Doesn't It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle!"

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If England thought their group was
E ngland
A lgeria
S lovenia
Y anks
...Then they might as well pack their
B razil
A rgentina
G ermany
S pain.

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I went to an AA meeting last night.
The shops were closed and I needed some batteries.

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What does WTC stand for?
What Trade Centre.

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COD
It's no coincidence it's an acronym for Cause of Divorce.

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When someone next says to you "See You Next Tuesday" ie C.U.N.T. acronym which is quite offensive -
Reply "Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday" ie T.W.A.T. acronym! You'll have the last laugh!

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Step one: Buy a sheep.
Step two: Name it "Relation".
Now you have a relationsheep.

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Does Sri Lanka have a Prime Minister and, if so, is he the PMSL?

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