BING - Because It's Not Google.
My kid asked me what a priest was the other day. So I explained....
My son came over to me and asked, "Dad, how do you spell diarrhoea?"
I replied, "I don't know son, but Doesn't It Always Run Really Horribly Over Each Ankle!"
If England thought their group was
...Then they might as well pack their
I went to an AA meeting last night.
The shops were closed and I needed some batteries.
What does WTC stand for?
What Trade Centre.
It's no coincidence it's an acronym for Cause of Divorce.
When someone next says to you "See You Next Tuesday" ie C.U.N.T. acronym which is quite offensive -
Reply "Tuesday, Wednesday And Thursday" ie T.W.A.T. acronym! You'll have the last laugh!
Step one: Buy a sheep.
Step two: Name it "Relation".
Now you have a relationsheep.
Does Sri Lanka have a Prime Minister and, if so, is he the PMSL?