My job really puts food o …
My job really puts food on the table I’m a waiter.
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Continue ReadingI wonder what the Northern Irish will be talking about around the water cooler tomorow morning.
Continue ReadingHow gutted are them Chillian miners going to feel when they realise they have to go back to work next week
Continue ReadingEveryday working in the chainsaw factory i seemed to accidentally cut off my own body parts. First my arms, then my legs and then even my torso!? Enough was enough and i decided to quit while i was ahead.
Continue ReadingCommuters, give away the sad fact that your life consists of nothing but repetetive routine by standing at the exact point on the platform where the subway train doors will open
Continue ReadingUp to 1,500 people are going to be made redundant by train builder Bombardier after a key contract was awarded to a German firm. The firm’s employees are not chuffed.
Continue ReadingSome people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Continue ReadingI got caught sunbathing in work today. Boy is my face red.
Continue ReadingYou know it’s been a good office party when your P45 arrives at your house before you do.
Continue ReadingWANTED: Suicide Bomber! Salary: $100,000 for just one hour of work! Opportunities like this only come once in a lifetime!
Continue ReadingFinally quit my job as a fortune teller. I see no future in it.
Continue ReadingI don’t take my wallet to work. Just in case someone steals it while I’m sleeping.
Continue ReadingSomething’s telling me I shouldn’t have wore this diving gear to work today. I think it’s my boss, but I really can’t tell through the mask.
Continue ReadingWhen I’m at work, I do the work of two men… …It’s just a shame those two men are Laurel & Hardy.
Continue ReadingI love those phones where you have the option for the alarm not to ring when the phone’s on silent. Like for when you’re in a meeting, but asleep.
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