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It’s amazing how many people are called Sarah Connor. It makes my job as a debt-collector much more fun.
Continue ReadingIt’s amazing how many people are called Sarah Connor. It makes my job as a debt-collector much more fun.
Continue ReadingI have concluded that zebras are black with white stripes. Why? When was the last time you saw a zebra with a job?
Continue ReadingI love working as a bouncer. I’m quality control at the local bra factory.
Continue ReadingEveryone lies on their CV and at job interviews. For instance, at an interview today, I told the bloke I was an adrenaline junkie. In reality, I’m just a heroin addict who uses dirty needles.
Continue ReadingIt’s a shame that Clinton’s could be losing 8,000 members of staff as in a few months there’s expected to be 8,000 people receiving ‘Congratulations on your new job’ cards
Continue ReadingI got the sack from a kids mask factory the other day. I just sat around, making faces.
Continue ReadingSince I started working from home … I have never missed a day
Continue ReadingI have the most depressing job in the world. Writing the horoscopes in the Big Issue
Continue ReadingI don’t mean to sound big headed but I’m pretty sure my boss hired me for my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I’m around.
Continue ReadingStatistic’s show that 1 in 5 people lie in the workplace, although in the telemarketing sector it rises to 5 in 5.
Continue ReadingThis morning some salesman saw me lying on the bed and went”Sir that one looks really comfortable but have you tried the new Seally Posturepedic Super comfort matress yet?” I went,”I can tell you sales people are very desperate in these hard times.” He went,”Why,is it because of my sales pitch?” I went,”No mate,it’s because […]
Continue ReadingI got run over by a fork-lift truck at the factory I work in. What I don’t understand is how he got it up 2 flights of stairs to my wages department.
Continue ReadingWhen I’m around my wife’s family, it is like being in The Wizard of Oz. Her dad doesn’t have a heart, her mum doesn’t have a brain and I don’t have the courage to kill them.
Continue ReadingI’ve told my new girlfriend that I work I’m a cryogenic engineer. I think it sounds more exotic than, “I stock the freezers at Asda.”
Continue ReadingI’m very displeased with the terms under which my job at the cannon factory ended… They fired me.
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