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BBC News – “Five-a-day will not cut cancer”. It will for me… …I’d normally smoke 40.
Continue ReadingBBC News – “Five-a-day will not cut cancer”. It will for me… …I’d normally smoke 40.
Continue ReadingIrony is the feel of an ironed shirt.
Continue ReadingDo you think people from Norfolk realise the irony that Sister is an anagram of resist?
Continue ReadingObama compared the BP oil spill to 9/11. So in Obama terms can i compare my burnt toast to Hiroshima?
Continue ReadingI’ve just bought this new glue that dries super quickly. I think it might contain Shergar.
Continue ReadingI can see into the future, but only good things. I’m an optimystic.
Continue ReadingI got wrongfully arrested yesterday for stealing a poppy. They tried to pin it on me.
Continue ReadingOn the up side, there is a ceiling.
Continue ReadingTributes are FLOODING in for PC Bill the bobbing bobby Barker.
Continue ReadingI won a bet with my mate that I could squash all the juice out of a citrus fruit in one go It was easy peasy lemon squeazy.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend threatened to leave me if I kept telling people about her personal life. But she’s had trust issues ever since she found out she was adopted.
Continue ReadingMy whole world has just fell too pieces. Or the playstation is broke as the wife calls it.
Continue ReadingI went to the Royal Albert Hall once, but it was full of push-chairs, It was Last Night of the Prams.
Continue ReadingLet me introduce you to the two major tools that were used to free the miners. Firstly, there was this huge airtight tube… And, well, you know the drill.
Continue ReadingIn the News: ‘Man chokes to death on pudding’ …obviously a dessert not to be trifled with.
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