My mate’s a big Robot War …
My mate’s a big Robot Wars fan. He’s built an incredible machine, but he’s got no one to battle with, so he just attacks random things in his mum’s house. It defeats the object.
Continue ReadingMy mate’s a big Robot Wars fan. He’s built an incredible machine, but he’s got no one to battle with, so he just attacks random things in his mum’s house. It defeats the object.
Continue ReadingSo today’s news stated that “the spice turmeric used in curries can help the battle against cancer” It’s called kormatherapy
Continue ReadingWhat do you call an impatient waiter? An Oxymoron
Continue ReadingJust seen a beautiful girl with no hair walking through town.. That’s a pretty bold statement.
Continue ReadingI was watching ‘Deal Or No Deal’ and I was thinking how amazing it was that one box can change so many peoples lives for the better. Then I finished wrapping the nail bomb for my wifes Christmas present.
Continue ReadingWhy do fitness instructors avoid going out clubbing? Because most clubs have a No Trainers policy.
Continue ReadingMy family frown upon my L.S.D. addiction but I walk around holding my head, high.
Continue ReadingI once had a clock shop but it ended up going out of business. I gave too much tick and was eventually wound up.
Continue ReadingI was doing a crossword earlier… 7 ACROSS – ‘Not very manageable’ CH_L_ENGING It wasn’t difficult.
Continue ReadingI really put myself on the map at work yesterday. I never was serious enough to be a cartographer.
Continue ReadingI was in the middle of robbing a bank when suddenly my body did a series of synchronous diaphragmatic flutters. So that was a bit of a hiccup.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend left me because I decided to become a Taxidermist. Stuff her.
Continue ReadingI finally got Angry Birds on my phone. I filmed my two sisters arguing over a Barbie doll.
Continue ReadingFor whom the bell tolls? For the person with the belt.
Continue ReadingI was sitting in the dentists.chair today. “Open up for me please” he said. So I told him I was abused as a child, my dad was an alcoholic……..
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