I was cleaning my son’s r …
I was cleaning my son’s room and found thousands of sheets of origami paper under his bed. I don’t know what to make of it.
Continue ReadingI was cleaning my son’s room and found thousands of sheets of origami paper under his bed. I don’t know what to make of it.
Continue ReadingI just clocked this guy acting suspiciously outside my house. It was an unusual choice of weapon.
Continue ReadingI always win at Twister. Hands down.
Continue ReadingI’m not saying Adele is fat as such – just that I recently heard a rumor that Pop ‘N Fresh has a poster of her on his kitchen wall for inspiration
Continue ReadingThis time last year I weighed nine stones… I don’t know why I just wanted to weigh them.
Continue ReadingTink my postmn is a thif My leters keep gong misin
Continue ReadingThe wife found a lump, and went to the doctor……………………..and the breast is history.
Continue ReadingLady Gaga’s lyrics are so obscure. I think she has hidden a gender.
Continue ReadingI suffer from bi-polar disorder. My house in Antarctica is even messier than the one on the North Pole.
Continue ReadingJames Bond goes to a Christmas fancy dress party, one of his friends say to him, “James, you smell absolutely lovely! But what have you come as?” To which he replies, “A mint spy”
Continue ReadingWatching the beach volleyball just now. People try to put it down but it requires excellent hand-eye co-ordination… seemingly it’s even harder when your playing it!
Continue ReadingI texted my friend earlier saying, ‘I’m having a party for my birthday.’ He replied, ‘That’s not much information mate, elaborate?’ I said, ‘Not really, just a few people round for some beers.’
Continue ReadingWhy did the right angle triangle go to the beach? Because it was 90 degrees.
Continue ReadingThe body of a second US sailor missing in Afghanistan has been found. I’d guess he drowned when he fell off his ship of the desert.
Continue ReadingI’ve started doing a magic act for the people I’ve kidanpped. I like to have a captive audience.
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