I just sniffed a whole lo …
I just sniffed a whole load of crack! Now I’m banned from the Plumbing and Building union.
Continue ReadingI just sniffed a whole load of crack! Now I’m banned from the Plumbing and Building union.
Continue ReadingDaily Mail: ‘Man killed by clothes horse’ Should have gone to hanger management.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend described our relationship like being stuck in a prison. Her and her Strangeways.
Continue ReadingA preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with. And a conjunction is a bad thing to begin a sentence with.
Continue ReadingI was 3/4 of the way through reading the dictionary when I lost my page. I’ve decided to start from scratch.
Continue ReadingHow do you stop your mouth from freezing? Grit your teeth!
Continue ReadingI used to work as a mathematical lumberjack. My timing was out though – I used the wrong logarithm.
Continue ReadingThe Grim Reaper came to my house last night and said it was my time to go… I wasn’t going without a fight so I hit him over the head with my vacuum cleaner.. I couldn’t help but think I was Dyson with death.
Continue ReadingWith hindsight, I’d have eyes in the back of my head.
Continue ReadingNo wonder Holland floods all the time. All the drains are clogged.
Continue ReadingI can’t decide what type of joke to write in this box, it’s a bit of a grey area…
Continue ReadingAirline food is plane disgusting.
Continue ReadingI got pulled for speeding last night. She must have found it a big turn on.
Continue ReadingI’ve got myself a flash motor. A police speed camera van.
Continue ReadingMy wife has told me to stop splashing out on cars, Apparently the neighbours are sick of wiping sperm off their windsheilds.
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