My alarm clock and I had …
My alarm clock and I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I’m awake and my alarm clock is broken. Not sure who won the fight.
Continue ReadingMy alarm clock and I had a fight. It wanted me to get up, I refused. Things escalated. Now I’m awake and my alarm clock is broken. Not sure who won the fight.
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Continue ReadingProof that time travel is possible ! I’ve just received a joke by txt before I’ve even posted it on here.
Continue ReadingI’ve just crashed at eighty miles an hour into the office of a large financial advisors’ company. The car went straight through the window at the front, halfway through the building and came to rest at the Capital Investment desk. If I was travelling eight miles an hour faster, I’d have gone all the way […]
Continue ReadingA bloke stopped me in the street and asked if I had the correct time on me, I replied “I’m sorry I haven’t, my watch is five minutes slow.”
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