Just looked at the tea le …
Just looked at the tea leaves in my cup, and it’s not good news. Mainly because I was drinking coffee.
Continue ReadingJust looked at the tea leaves in my cup, and it’s not good news. Mainly because I was drinking coffee.
Continue ReadingI want you all to know that this will be my last joke on here because I am going to die at midnight tonight as a result of not forwarding chain mail.
Continue ReadingIts Friday the 13th. This simply means that most students will blame witchcraft for their regular stupidity.
Continue ReadingMy mate asked me if I believed in reincarnation. I said, “Absolutely. Ever since my wife died I feel like I’ve been born again.”
Continue ReadingBet them Dale Farm gypsies wish they hadn’t sold off all their lucky Heather now
Continue ReadingYou think seven years is bad for breaking a mirror? Try breaking a condom.
Continue ReadingI always stick to the 5 second rule when I drop food. But apparently serving it at the Ritz can get you fired
Continue ReadingI bet Bigfoot is jealous of his cousins publicity. I mean we’re always finding Carbonfoot Prints.
Continue ReadingPeople say if you open an umbrella indoors, it’s said to bring bad luck.. Personally i think, if it’s raining indoors.. You’ve already had your bad luck.
Continue ReadingEasiest job in the world – Muslim psychic “I’m getting an ‘M’…… Does the name ‘Mohammed’ mean anything to anyone in the room?”
Continue ReadingIf you walk under a ladder, you’re bound to get married.
Continue ReadingDoes it still count as good luck when you run over two magpies?
Continue ReadingIt’s bad luck when you see a black cat walk out in front of you. Especially if you’re a mouse.
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