So the Olympics are over …
So the Olympics are over and now it’s time for a bunch of spastics to run around trying to entertain live on TV every night… Yep, Big Brother is back.
Continue ReadingSo the Olympics are over and now it’s time for a bunch of spastics to run around trying to entertain live on TV every night… Yep, Big Brother is back.
Continue ReadingStatistics show 40% of people fail maths. I can proudly say I am in the other 74%.
Continue ReadingStatistics show that most Siamese twins are up for a threesome.
Continue ReadingEngland has a population of roughly 50 million~ 5% of that 50 million are South Asians Unemployment figures close to 2.5 million Isn’t the solution just staring you in the face, Gordon?
Continue ReadingResearch shows that men speak 25,000 words a day and a women speaks 30,000 a day. The problem is, after the husband comes home from work having consumed his 25,000 words the wife starts her 30,000.
Continue ReadingAccording to a recent survey by the Academy of Incomplete Research, nine out of ten
Continue ReadingFigures released today say the amount of 11-15 years year olds who had tried alcohol fell from 51% to 46%….. Figures also out today say that the amount of 11-15 year olds telling lies rose from 46% to 51%
Continue ReadingStatically 9 out of 10 people enjoy stealing the first part of other peoples jokes.
Continue ReadingA recent study revealed a way to make fat girls appear more appealing to men. It’s called a diet.
Continue ReadingStatistically, 99% of luftballons float in a summer sky.
Continue ReadingA recent survey states that the average UK citizen is less likely to perform the polite gesture of holding open a door for a stranger than 30 years ago. I suspect the introduction of automatic doors around 30 years ago is partly responsible for the shocking lack of respect displayed by this generation.
Continue ReadingRecent research suggest between 0% and 100% of statistics are useless due to inadequate research
Continue ReadingStatistically speaking there are no women on the internet. If you’re a man then you’re a man, If you’re a woman then you,re a man, and if you are a child you are the FBI.
Continue ReadingStatistically, 13 out of 13 triskaidekaphobics will be scared of this joke.
Continue ReadingRecent studies have proven that children under the age of 16 are most likely to be the victims of child molestation
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