Twitter, like facebook bu …
Twitter, like facebook but for people with no friends.
Continue ReadingTwitter, like facebook but for people with no friends.
Continue ReadingWhenever I write something on facebook, it always seems like I am talking to a wall.
Continue ReadingI’ve still not really got the hang of Twitter. I tend to share too much information with people and I wear my wife’s knickers.
Continue ReadingTwitter-The best thing to happen to stalkers since binoculars!
Continue ReadingJust seen the facebook group “i bet females can reach 1 million before males” This made me think, women are that desperate to beat us, all they could think of doing was joining a facebook group. But then i decided to beat my wife into making me a huge dinner, just to make me feel […]
Continue ReadingGoogle+ is like a gym membership. Everyone signs up for it but never uses it
Continue ReadingThe biggest challenge for the runners in the London Olympics will be identifying the right starting gunshot.
Continue ReadingIn the sun today. A depressed woman told 1,000 Facebook friends on Christmas Day she was about to take a fatal overdose – but no one came to help as she died. Maybe if she had posted “Bring more pills” ?
Continue ReadingI’m glad my Facebook isn’t a real book. Many of the pages would be stuck together by now.
Continue ReadingIf you haven’t got anything interesting to say… join Facebook and tell everyone on there.
Continue ReadingJust seen a fan page on Facebook “JOIN ONLY if you were born in 1993-1994-1995-1996-1997” Tell me, which one of you created it?
Continue ReadingGary Glitter has got over 17,000 followers in 2 days. In other news, sales of Haribo are at an all time high
Continue ReadingMy wife’s banned me from using facebook, after posting a picture of her to my daughters request for a cow on farmville.
Continue ReadingPeople who say cleaning is the most boring thing on earth clearly never read small childrens parents facebook updates.
Continue ReadingYou know your party’s going well when someone checks their Facebook half way though it.
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