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My government funding got stopped today. After ten years of trying, I’ve still failed to cross human DNA with a sock.
Continue ReadingMy government funding got stopped today. After ten years of trying, I’ve still failed to cross human DNA with a sock.
Continue ReadingI dropped acid today. Never again will I attempt Chemistry with wet hands.
Continue ReadingI invented a time machine… With hindsight.
Continue ReadingInvertebrates give in to pressure far too easily, They’ve no backbone.
Continue ReadingMy science teacher said I had lots of potential today. He then pushed me off a roof.
Continue ReadingLet’s go back to simple mechanics for a moment.
Continue ReadingPrisoners have built a replica of the large hadron collider to try and break out of prison. Police describe it as a real concern.
Continue ReadingAt the lab today we mixed nitrous oxide with mustard gas. God it was great – we laughed until we cried!
Continue ReadingScientists have discovered that chickens are closely related to humans i don’t agree, i’ve never had a chicken breast with a nipple.
Continue ReadingDont drink water while studying, Scientists say concerntration decreases when you add water.
Continue ReadingI thought I’d found a way to square root negative numbers. I must have been imagining things.
Continue ReadingScientists have discovered a noise just before the big bang. It sounds something like: “Oops!”
Continue ReadingAt a cinema near you APOLLO 18. Why we never went back! Is that because you didn’t actually go?
Continue ReadingI just found a cask of Nitrous oxide. It’s a right barrel of laughs
Continue ReadingHeisenberg gets pulled over by the police for speeding. “Do you know how fast you were going sir?” “No – but I know exactly where I am”
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