Let’s bring this discussi …
Let’s bring this discussion to a close. I’ve been to the edge of the universe, and that’s the end of the matter.
Continue ReadingLet’s bring this discussion to a close. I’ve been to the edge of the universe, and that’s the end of the matter.
Continue ReadingI love putting hyenas in old beer kegs. It’s a barrel of laughs.
Continue ReadingI paid 10 to see an opera show last night and about five minutes into it one of the performers dropped down dead. So that was a waste of a tenor.
Continue ReadingIf Concorde travelled at twice the speed of sound, how did they speak to air-traffic control?
Continue ReadingBBC News: “A food production company was ordered to pay nearly 17,000 after a man found a dead mouse in a loaf of bread as he made sandwiches for his children.” That’s brilliant. The best thing since miced bread.
Continue ReadingI tried to buy a rowing machine today. But apparently Steve Redgrave is not for sale
Continue ReadingIN THE NEWS Snooker ace arested on murder charges! I think somones trying to frame him
Continue ReadingLooks like Keith Floyd had a long standing heart problem Apparently it had been simmering for some time.
Continue ReadingI hit my mate up the face with a multimeter today. Ohm’d!
Continue ReadingI’ve just beaten up a pair of odd socks. They were no match for me.
Continue Reading“My bones are very brittle!” My wife snapped.
Continue ReadingI should have been sad when the batteries in my flashlight died, but I was delighted.
Continue ReadingSaw a mental guy on a bike the other day. He was a cycle-path!
Continue ReadingI wasn’t good when I ate out my virgin girlfriend for the first time. Luckily I got a second bite of the cherry
Continue ReadingI have prepared a presentation on global warming. It’s not that bad but it won’t exactly set the world on fire.
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