I used to wonder why I wa …
I used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn’t seem to take me anywhere… Then I realised I was on the descending escalator.
Continue ReadingI used to wonder why I was getting nowhere in life; every step forward I made didn’t seem to take me anywhere… Then I realised I was on the descending escalator.
Continue ReadingMy psychiatrist said…. “Tell me, how long have you been having these hallucinations about seeing a psychiatrist?”
Continue ReadingMy wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
Continue ReadingI went on a skiing trip with a group of psychiatrists, I’ve never seen so many Freudians slip
Continue ReadingI just don’t understand why only good looking, successful, happy people are buying my book on reverse psychology?
Continue ReadingI used to like reverse psychology, but now I do.
Continue ReadingYou can tell a lot about a person from their favourite book. Stealing their phone and reading their texts also works.
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend always says you can tell a lot about a man by the shoes he’s wearing. I always say you can tell a lot about a person by the simplistic means they use to make judgements about people.
Continue ReadingI have pretty low self-esteem. When my local nightclub held a ‘school disco’ fancy dress night, I went as the janitor.
Continue ReadingIf I’ve told you once, I’ve told you 273 times….. I do not suffer from OCD
Continue ReadingTwo psychologists are in bed, one says, “Well, it was great for you, but what was it like for me?”
Continue ReadingA mate came back from the shrink and told me he has a fear of the unknown, ‘whats that?’ I asked ‘I dunno’ he replied.
Continue ReadingEverybody thinks I’m a fatalist. Well they would, wouldn’t they?
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