Red ring at night, Gately …
Red ring at night, Gately’s delight. Blue ring in morning, oedema warning.
Continue ReadingRed ring at night, Gately’s delight. Blue ring in morning, oedema warning.
Continue ReadingRoses are Red Lemons are sour Open your legs And give me an Hour …
Continue Reading‘Love is like a river, let it flow free.’ Love is like a river, usually someone with more money than you will be able to divert its course.
Continue ReadingI cleared out my schedule The weekend was freed But the fishing was ruined Forgot to bring weed.
Continue ReadingI have nothing against poetry. If it wasn’t for poetry, Postman Pat would have a black and white dog.
Continue ReadingRose’s are red, Asphyxiation is blue, My hands are round your throat, and I’m raping you.
Continue ReadingAnd when they were up, they were up, And when they were down, they were down. I’m no doctor but sounds like the Grand Old Duke of York’s men were bi-polar.
Continue ReadingResearch shows that primary school teachers are telling nursery rhymes more often these days. The children are said to be over the moon.
Continue ReadingMen`s faults are many, Women have only two: Everything they say And everthing they do.
Continue ReadingI’ve started dating Jason Orange’s sister and am trying to impress her by writing her some poetry. It’s a lot trickier than I thought it would be.
Continue ReadingRoses are Grey, Violets are Grey. I’m a Dog.
Continue ReadingHaikus are easy But sometimes they don’t make sense Refrigerator
Continue ReadingRoses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personalities, and I have it too
Continue ReadingYesterday, my wife said she’s leaving, because I overuse haikus.
Continue ReadingOur stock is too low to trade-off, My friends are about to get laid off And the future looks grim For those ever so dim To invest all their money with Madoff.
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