My philosophy professor s …
My philosophy professor stated that “The only certain thing in this world is that nothing is certain.” I’ve certainly tried to get my head around what he means. But I’m still a bit uncertain.
Continue ReadingMy philosophy professor stated that “The only certain thing in this world is that nothing is certain.” I’ve certainly tried to get my head around what he means. But I’m still a bit uncertain.
Continue ReadingIf time flies when you’re having fun. Don’t pessimists live longer than optimists?
Continue ReadingI seriously doubt the intelligence of the philosopher who came up with “What will be will be”. I’m going to go ahead right now and claim the following- “What has been, has been”, “What won’t be, won’t be”, and “What could have been, could have been.”.
Continue ReadingWhy is a building called a building when its already been built?
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend has just left me because of all the philosophical theories I believe. Like I care. She doesn’t exist anyway.
Continue ReadingSaw a woman in a short mini-skirt and tight top getting into a car today. On the back was a sign that read “Think Bike”. I thought to myself…. I’m way ahead of you.
Continue ReadingWhen people ask me if i’m working hard or hardly working, I like to stab them with a pen and ask them, if their hurting hard or hardly hurting!
Continue ReadingIf God refuses to believe in other gods, does that make him an atheist?
Continue ReadingFrench authorities have discovered that it is not the real Mona Lisa displayed in the Louvre.. It’s just a painting of her.
Continue ReadingThe secret to a long life is don’t smoke, don’t drink and don’t overeat. And the secret to happiness, well that’s an entirely different matter.
Continue ReadingIf you’re not allowed to talk to strangers, how can you make any friends?
Continue ReadingIf only I had been born a lego brick. I could have made something of my life.
Continue ReadingMothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.
Continue ReadingI’ve set myself a target: By the end of the year I am going to become an optimist. I doubt if I’ll achieve it though.
Continue ReadingModern philosophy: The free of sin are those that give their phone to their partner without erasing anything.
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