It’s not my fault I blame …
It’s not my fault I blame everyone else for my mistakes
Continue ReadingIt’s not my fault I blame everyone else for my mistakes
Continue ReadingEvery conversation with a narcoleptic is a potential bedtime story.
Continue ReadingJust heard a joke about a Milkman. Must be doing the rounds at the moment.
Continue ReadingSometimes I wish I was black . . . Kinda rules out being Ginger.
Continue ReadingDo you think Roadrunner would have been so elusive if ACME had built IEDs?
Continue ReadingIf you think that your too small in this world to make an impact, try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.
Continue ReadingStatistically, 50,000 Haitans won’t get this.
Continue ReadingIve got that many train sets I’ve lost track.
Continue ReadingI’m normally quite cynical about over counter treatments but I really think this antisceptic cream is starting to work.
Continue ReadingI must say that was the best Sunday lunch I’ve had all week.
Continue ReadingI really wanted to finger the missus but my thumb opposed.
Continue ReadingI was watching my wife on the toilet earlier when I thought, “She should use a stepladder if she can’t reach the lightbulb.”
Continue ReadingI’m looking for new techniques for waste disposal. You got any tips?
Continue ReadingI was going to be a Milkman, But unfortunantly i bottled it.
Continue ReadingIt must’ve been a good night… A poster that says “Say No To Crack” reminded me to pull up my knickers.
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