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Why do celebrities call their children such silly names. My parents called me Robert because they had more respect for me. Regards, R. Send
Continue ReadingWhy do celebrities call their children such silly names. My parents called me Robert because they had more respect for me. Regards, R. Send
Continue ReadingMy mate’s all call me ‘chocolate’. I’m not black, or even have a tan. It’s that when I’m out, fat birds can’t get enough of me.
Continue ReadingMr. and Mrs. King were in the hospital with their newborn baby. “What shall we name him?” she asked. “How about Joseph?” he replied. The nurse with the birth certificate looked at the baby and said: “You’ve got to be Joe King!”.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call someone made from a tonne of clay? Clayton.
Continue ReadingI call my new girlfriend ‘Bad fruit shop’ because she’s got no melons
Continue ReadingWhen my son asked me what my first nickname was I replied, ‘Scarface’. “But dad you have no scars on your face?”, “No, but I introduced your mother to my little friend”.
Continue ReadingI’ve just found out that my ex-girlfriend’s nickname was ‘good day’. She was had by all.
Continue ReadingMy wife hates her new nickname. I gave it to her after that group of youths viciously attacked her lower half with large metal poles, leaving her legs useless. Never mind, Rodney will be out the hospital soon.
Continue ReadingBeing named Anthony End, it’s a must that I give one of my children the middle name of Isobel.
Continue ReadingA little boy at school on his first day was asked by the teacher what his name was. The boy replied, “Six and seven-eighths”. The teacher asked him why his parents had given him such a strange name and he replied, “They just picked it out of a hat”.
Continue ReadingMy mate insists on being called ‘N’ by everyone. He’ll do anything to be the centre of attention.
Continue ReadingI turned round to my wife earlier and told her I’d prefer it if she stopped calling me, “Jelly baby” in public. She nearly bit my head off.
Continue ReadingSo the Press is calling Romney “Mitt the Twit”… Shame he’s not called Matt.
Continue ReadingI have two nieces, Melanie and Briony. Can never remember their real names but one smells of melons, the other looks like Brian Blessed.
Continue ReadingMy friends called today. Bit of a weird name if you ask me.
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