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What did the magician do when he got angry? He pulled his hare out.
Continue ReadingWhat did the magician do when he got angry? He pulled his hare out.
Continue ReadingRemember to stay away from warehouses at a full moon… …they turn into houses…
Continue ReadingAccording to Google’s homepage today is Harry Houdini’s 137th birthday… I reckon that’s his best trick yet
Continue ReadingDavid Copperfield walks into a bar. Or does he?
Continue ReadingWatched Dynamo yesterday. I love how he bottled every trick.
Continue ReadingI’m like a Magician with women. I pick a girl at random off the street, saw her in half, and then make her disappear….
Continue ReadingBBC News: Walker, 68, found dead in Italy. Walking and dead at the same time? Impressive. Your move David Blaine.
Continue ReadingMy mate bought a Crystal Ball the other day I don’t get what he see’s in it
Continue ReadingA mate of mine has been having a hard time recently, and has had to cut some of his staff off. Gandalf’s magic isn’t what it used to be anymore.
Continue ReadingFor my next magic trick, I’ll need a condom and a volunteer
Continue ReadingWatched a magician live on tv last night, he done this trick where he made everyone in the rooms hands repel like magnets. I thought it was brilliant, but the audiance looked a bit hesitant to applaud it
Continue ReadingWorking on a new trick, a magician turned his wife into a couch and his kids into chairs, but he couldn’t turn them back. What have I done? he wondered. How can I bring back my family? Out of ideas, he loaded everybody into his van and rushed to the hospital. He explained the situation, […]
Continue ReadingIn my act as a street magician, I line up women, blindfold them then rub their fannies menacingly before running off. More the fool them for trusting David Cop a Feel.
Continue ReadingAshes to Ashes. Dust to Dust. Worst…magician…ever.
Continue ReadingDefinition of an amateur magician; someone who can make anything disappear, except their virginity.
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