A guy walks into a librar …
A guy walks into a library and asks for a book about lying. The librarian says “I’m sorry we don’t have any books like that.”
Continue ReadingA guy walks into a library and asks for a book about lying. The librarian says “I’m sorry we don’t have any books like that.”
Continue ReadingI went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on Hitler. Sehe said “Yes, in the far-right corner.”
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Continue ReadingA bloke walks into a library and asks for a book on braille and the man behind the counter says “This is a chemist mate”.
Continue ReadingA man goes into the library and asks if they have any books on gullibility. The librarian says sure but there’s a fifty quid deposit on them.
Continue ReadingI have a dream. A dream that one day, man may once again be able to enter the library without fear of rejection.
Continue ReadingLibrarian walks into a bar. The barman says, “Why the long face?” Librarian says, “The site’s back up.”
Continue ReadingA man once said to me, “I’m going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library.” I thought, “That’ll be a turn-up for the books.”
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks the librarian, “Do you have any books on the G spot?”. After an extensive search the librarian returns, ” Cant find it.” Man : ” Thats the one!”
Continue ReadingA drunk walks into a library and says, “Can I have fish and chips, please?” The woman says, “Sir, this is a library!” The drunk stammers, “Oh, sorry!” He pauses, then whispers, “Can I have fish and chips, please?”
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on invisibility. The librarian couldn’t find it.
Continue ReadingAlexander McQueen goes to the library and asks for a book on suicide. Must have been a good book.
Continue ReadingA German walks into a French library and asks, “Can I borrow a book please?” The librarian replies, “Yes, just take the book and leave us alone. We want no trouble.”
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on pantomimes. The librarian says; “It’s behind you!”
Continue ReadingI’ve been trying to hire a librarian. But they’re all fully booked.
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