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Man goes into a library and asks for a book on Jade Goody’s tragic death. Librarian says; “We’re eagerly awaiting the arrival of that”.
Continue ReadingMan goes into a library and asks for a book on Jade Goody’s tragic death. Librarian says; “We’re eagerly awaiting the arrival of that”.
Continue ReadingAn American walks into a library.
Continue ReadingMan walks into a library and asks for a book on the Australian wilderness. Librarian “I’ll get it for you, its Outback”
Continue ReadingI wanted to do some DIY the other day, so I went to the library and asked the librarian if she had any books on shelves.
Continue ReadingKate Middleton walks into a library and asks ” I need a book on how to keep a happy marriage.” The librarien replies ” Yeah its just through the back door.”
Continue ReadingA Jew walked into a library to borrow a book, but couldn’t find anything that generated enough interest.
Continue ReadingI just went to the library in my Town and asked for a book on library jokes… Suprisingly they have all been borrowed.
Continue ReadingI walked into a library yesterday and asked for a book on suicide to see what would happen. And what did I get? Six months of therapy three times a week. Thanks for the bright idea guys.
Continue ReadingA man walks into a Library and says to the Librarian, “I want a book about Truths please” “We don’t have that book in at the moment, but we do have this one, it’s a book about lies and it’s just as good” He bought it
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on tides. The librarian says, “I’m sorry sir, that’s just gone out.”
Continue ReadingA man goes into a library and doesn’t ask for a book. Instead he uses his own eyes and common sense. This places no burden on the librarian, who subsequently has no need to say anything.
Continue ReadingA Jewish midget walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian replies; Well thats a little unorthodox.
Continue ReadingDavid Cameron walks into a libary and askes for a book on irony, the librarian says: ‘sorry, we are not a libary we are a barbershop now, because you closed all the libaries’.
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on surgery. The librarian says, “be careful when you open it, there’s damage to the spine.”
Continue ReadingA man walks into a library and asks for a book on inverted nipples. The librarian says; ‘Follow me, and I’ll pick one out for you.’
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