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And I accuse you of being the first letter of the alphabet, exhibit… a
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Continue ReadingI just broke up with my girlfriend today. I couldn’t handle all the attention she got for being so hot. I had to put her out.
Continue ReadingSo a crab walks sideways into a bar. Two hours later, it walks out straight.
Continue ReadingMy unemployment joke needs some work.
Continue ReadingI wonder how police on bikes arrest people. “Alright, get in the basket!”
Continue ReadingI feel sorry for kids nowadays, especially when they see a toy advertised on television. They want it but can’t have it because their parents have to be 18 or older to buy it.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a broken Boomerang? A stick.
Continue ReadingThat’s me banned from all the comedy shows at the Edinburgh fringe. Apparently heckling is tolerated, but shouting ” Duplicate” is not.
Continue ReadingI usually buy my little brother a Christmas present that I will secretly enjoy as well, like Lego. So this year I’ve bought him a shirt which is one size too small
Continue ReadingI love this new ‘Original Author’ thing. its added such a variation to the kinds of jokes people post, often leaving the punchline in that very box
Continue ReadingLawrence next door sadly died this evening after tripping and falling into his burning bonfire. His wife has made a brief statement saying that he was a wonderful guy
Continue ReadingI phoned the Emergency Services the other day and I was on hold for ten minutes. When I got through I said, “You’re lucky this is a hoax.”
Continue Reading3 and a half years ago since i emigrated to america, i bet the wife is worried sick.
Continue ReadingJust been into KFC and bought a new i-Twist, still cant figure out how to play my songs on it
Continue ReadingI’m getting married next week but I’ve heard there’s going to be a big fight. May the Best Man win.
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