I put on a DVD tonight an …
I put on a DVD tonight and up popped that piracy advert, “You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?” At that point I turned off the mini LCD screen on the dashboard and got on with hot wiring it.
Continue ReadingI put on a DVD tonight and up popped that piracy advert, “You wouldn’t steal a car, would you?” At that point I turned off the mini LCD screen on the dashboard and got on with hot wiring it.
Continue ReadingIrony: Muslims wearing the face veils looking like a negative of the Klu Klux Klan
Continue ReadingMy mate told me I always take things the wrong way. I was ecstatic.
Continue ReadingGuy 1: Look! It’s Irony man! Guy 2: Wow! What’s his special power? Guy 1: He irons really well! Guy 2: … Guy 1: Which is ironic because he’s a man.
Continue ReadingWhen one person commits an atrocity, it is considered a crime and is met with punishment. When millions of people commit atrocities, it is considered a culture and is met with tolerance
Continue ReadingIrony: Discovering that a joke you posted complaining about people posting duplicates is itself a duplicate.
Continue ReadingIRONY: The white iPhone being delayed because “it doesn’t work”
Continue ReadingThe definition of irony; Not knowing the difference between a definition and an example.
Continue Reading“Yeah my dad was a Women’s Rights Activist” “Your dad?” “Yup” “Not your mum?” “No … Dad would have never allowed that”
Continue ReadingIf I could have chosen any superpower as a kid, It would have been the power of hindsight.
Continue ReadingThe irony of drink driving, then having to phone the AA because you broke down
Continue ReadingMy mate bought me a dictionary because I didn’t understand Irony. Yet when I went to look for the definition, it wasn’t there.
Continue ReadingSo it looks like Cornish has finally become a dead language. Or, as they say in Cornwall, “a dead language”.
Continue ReadingIsn’t it ironic how Maddie McCann is the most seen name in the world, yet the least seen person?
Continue ReadingHow come everybody who’s had “LOVE” and “HATE” tattooed on their knuckles always lose the “E” finger on the “HATE” hand? Or is it that stand up comedians all know the same bloke?
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