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Friends Reunited.com: the most efective way to find all your old school mates……… And kill them.
Continue ReadingFriends Reunited.com: the most efective way to find all your old school mates……… And kill them.
Continue Reading“Girl, 17, who ‘met man on internet’ is found murdered on farm track” Obviously you people are more experienced then me, where can I hide the body so it can’t be found next time?
Continue ReadingYou know you’ve been on Sickipedia too long, when you burst into the BBC studios in a cloud of cs gas, hold a gun to Huw Edward’s head, and demand they start coming up with better material for our jokes…
Continue ReadingThere’s so many sheep on Twitter, I’m surprised the Welsh don’t use it as a dating site.
Continue ReadingI had a look through my wife’s eBay search history today. It revealed a great deal.
Continue ReadingThere’s a valuable lesson to be learnt from Sickipedia: There’s an upside to everything in life.
Continue ReadingIs it just me or is it every time Sickipedia lags people check the news to see if Jade Goody has died?
Continue ReadingOnly Texans would name a card game after what they do to their daughters.
Continue ReadingIt’s said that if we don’t heed the lessons from history, then we are destined to repeat the same mistakes. Not me! I always make sure I clear mine, ever since the wife read my last one.
Continue ReadingI just took an online quiz called “How Gullible Are You?” Result? “Thank You for sharing all your personal information for market research.”
Continue ReadingBBC News; What does your profile picture say about you? Mine says I’m “NOT” a 40 year old paedophile and rather that I am a teenage girl.
Continue ReadingRussia experiencing Internet problems throughout the country, Must be Kremlin’s in the system.
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between killing babies and Sickipedia’s new scoring system? Killing babies makes perfect sense.
Continue ReadingThe problem with the Internet is that I’m becoming hardened to acts of extreme violence. Yesterday whilst out shopping I got an erection watching a tramp being beaten up.
Continue ReadingTwo men made 250m in a year by making sperm available over the internet. Fantastic, I’d like to try that. How do you upload it from a keyboard?
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