If you’re homeless it may …
If you’re homeless it may feel that the whole world is looking down on you. But that’s only because you’re sitting on the ground.
Continue ReadingIf you’re homeless it may feel that the whole world is looking down on you. But that’s only because you’re sitting on the ground.
Continue ReadingI said to a guy “I’ve had more women than you’ve had hot dinners”. I now realise tramps don’t have a sense of humour.
Continue ReadingI saw a man huddled up in a shop doorway today, and he said, “Enough money for a cup of tea sir?” “Yes, I have actually”, I replied, feeling rather smug, as I walked on by.
Continue ReadingI was waiting at a bus stop the other day and couldn’t help wondering, “if I was a tramp, would I be home by now”.
Continue ReadingI only go for women who I know will be dirty in bed. Generally, Big Issue sellers.
Continue ReadingHomeless people. Lighten your load by not buying a dog.
Continue ReadingI picked up a sandwich in the local Subway earlier… I’m a tramp
Continue ReadingWalked down an alley full of homeless people and they wouldn’t let me back out. I was boxed in.
Continue ReadingA homeless man caught me with a Jewish girl sitting on my face. It made me feel sorry for him. At least I had a Ruth over my head.
Continue ReadingWouldn’t tramps make more money if they stopped working from home?
Continue ReadingI saw a black homeless midget today. Seriously God, i mean bad luck is one thing but this is just overboard.
Continue ReadingI truly admire the ambition of beggars who sit beside ATMs
Continue ReadingA man approached me in the street. “Can you spare 20p please? I’m homeless.” I said, “You won’t find a house for 20 pence around here mate.”
Continue ReadingA report has found that homeless people are more likely to believe in God than non-homeless people. That beggars belief.
Continue ReadingI had between 5 and 6 whisky chasers last night. I really wish the off license wasn’t next to the homeless shelter.
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