Walking home last night I …
Walking home last night I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement… Although on reflection it could have been a handkerchief.
Continue ReadingWalking home last night I saw a dead baby ghost on the pavement… Although on reflection it could have been a handkerchief.
Continue ReadingThere’s actually a really quick way to tell if your house is haunted. It isn’t.
Continue ReadingMy wife is very spiritual. She’s dead.
Continue ReadingA ghost just floated past me and it was perfectly horizontal. I think it was a spirit level.
Continue ReadingI don’t believe in ghosts Don’t tell anyone though – they’re always the first to go
Continue ReadingThe Sun: WOMAN HAUNTED BY GHOST ‘I walked into the kitchen, turned the light on and suddenly there was a loud bang and all the lights and everything went out, it was very scary ‘ Erm, it’s called a powercut love.
Continue ReadingOur neighbour’s house is getting repossessed… It’s such a shame, I never got to meet their first ghosts
Continue ReadingSky News: ‘Paranormal activity sweeps America’ If I was a ghost, I’d do something more scary than just tidy houses.
Continue ReadingI don’t trust ghosts.. You can see right through them
Continue Reading“Serial Killer” is a bit strong. I prefer the term “Ghost Manufacturer”
Continue ReadingI had a contest with the Grim Reaper to see who could throw the best carnival. He won – mine was a fte worse than Death’s.
Continue ReadingI’ve just seen ‘Ghost’ again. Its a lot scarier now Patrick Swayzes’ really dead.
Continue ReadingMy mate just came round looking like he’d seen a ghost. “I just had a seance on my own,” he whispered. “I know,” I replied. “You’ve ouija self.”
Continue ReadingI thought I’d seen the ghost of my dead girlfriend the other day. I walked into my lounge and she was just floating there, all pale and cold looking. Turns out she’d hung herself earlier from a beam in the ceiling and I’d forgotten to take her down.
Continue ReadingWas trying to find a ghost earlier when a poltergeist appeared. I thought “That’s the spirit”
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