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2 Girls 1 Cup – Sponsored by Cadburys Creme Egg How do you eat yours?
Continue Reading2 Girls 1 Cup – Sponsored by Cadburys Creme Egg How do you eat yours?
Continue ReadingWant to get rich quick? Sell beer at an AA meeting.
Continue ReadingA hippie woman came into my cafe this morning. “Do you do vegetarian breakfasts?” she enquired. “Of course”, I replied, “I’ll put you some toast on now.”
Continue ReadingI changed my name to “the road”. Now everyone buys me a drink as they leave the bar.
Continue ReadingI’m so good at cooking, even the fire alarm is cheering me on.
Continue ReadingI offered a fat bird a date once, but she turned me down. She wouldn’t touch any kind of fruit.
Continue ReadingI just bought some large chips from McDonalds. That should be enough to de-ice my driveway.
Continue ReadingI went for a curry last night and ran out of the curry house without paying, when i got back home i was on the toilet for hours. That’s bad korma.
Continue ReadingA man walks into a restaurant and notices Lobster Tails for a quid on the menu. He asks the waiter: “What’s wrong with them?” Waiter says: “Nothing, freshly caught today.” So the man orders some, The waiter returns with a book, sits down and says: “Once upon a time, there was a big red lobster…”
Continue Readingwhy would McDonalds not serve under 18’s? that’s like poundland only serving the Royal Family.
Continue ReadingI just got back from a party at my friend Jamal’s place. I felt a bit ill-at-ease being the only white guy there, but on the plus side the food was delicious, especially the fried chicken. Everyone at the party had a piece. As I found out to my dismay when they realised Id eaten […]
Continue ReadingSo Ramadan’s come round again. It must be a nightmare for all those Asians, resisting the temptation to eat all day, especially as they all work in McDonald’s.
Continue ReadingWhats black and stinks? Liquorice
Continue ReadingI find it quite ironic that Bernard Matthews died just before christmas.. I guess the turkeys had their revenge
Continue ReadingI asked my mate to get me a Stella. He came back with a pint of John Smiths. I was bitterly dissapointed.
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