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I went to Port-au Prince McDonald’s the other day and ordered a large shake and look what happened!
Continue ReadingI went to Port-au Prince McDonald’s the other day and ordered a large shake and look what happened!
Continue ReadingNever cook burgers naked… They’ll take away your van.
Continue ReadingYou are what you eat. Be yourself.
Continue ReadingI was at a restaurant with a friend and noticed my waitress had a black eye and her lip was split. So when I told her my order I raised my voice a little bit, spoke very clear, and talked s..l..o..w..l..y, because it’s obvious she doesn’t listen.
Continue ReadingI see Walkers have brought out a range of crisps called ‘extra fill packets’. Or as everyone else calls them ‘full bags’.
Continue ReadingI was shocked today to find my first grey pubic hair. It was in my Big Mac meal.
Continue ReadingBBC News: US bounty for ‘Al-Qaeda’ man. Because nothing makes people want to catch an extremist more than the taste of coconut smothered in smooth milk chocolate.
Continue Readingwhats old and tasty? naan bread
Continue ReadingFor a change, I went to see the local farmer to get some milk, although I’ve got to say, I prefer cow’s.
Continue ReadingTried an underwater fruit the other day. Just sublime.
Continue ReadingThere’s been a fight in the biscuit tin, a lad called Rocky hit a Penguin over the head with a Club, tied him to a Wagon Wheel with a Blue Ribbon and made his Breakaway in a Taxi. Police say Rocky was last seen just After Eight in Maryland with a Ginger Nut known to […]
Continue ReadingWhat’s the difference between women and whisky? Whisky carries on getting tastier after it’s 14 years old.
Continue Reading“We bread our chicken with the same utensils you use to eat it” KFC proudly proclaim in their most recent magazine ad. Well their last ad suggested they’ve been licking their fingers so I’m sticking with Burger King.
Continue ReadingWhats Jack the Ripper’s favouroute yoghurt? Frubes – He likes to rip their heads of and suck their guts out
Continue ReadingKFC: You could say there’s a little bit of the Colonel in every piece… And that’s why my local branch has just been shut by environmental heath officers.
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