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Statistically 1/2 people enjoy marriage.
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Continue ReadingIt annoys me how farmers always have to put their gates in the muddiest part of the field.
Continue ReadingWhy don’t sheep use tampons? They’re worried about toxic flock syndrome
Continue ReadingMy girlfriend recently told me that I remind her of a penny because I’m two faced and worthless. Needing to respond with quick wit and intelligence I told her that she reminds me of a cow… because she looks like a cow. Needless to say I’m now single.
Continue ReadingThe farmer next to me made a huge wooden crossing for his field but couldn’t remember where he’d put it. He lost it, big stile.
Continue ReadingFarming : Gardening for people with far too much land
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