You know your fit when yo …
You know your fit when you run 20 miles and your nipples hurt more than your legs…
Continue ReadingYou know your fit when you run 20 miles and your nipples hurt more than your legs…
Continue ReadingI love watching fat people run. All 2 seconds of it.
Continue ReadingSometimes when I see people jogging outside, I like to drive slowly down the road behind them blasting “Eye of the Tiger” just to give them some motivation.
Continue ReadingMan found dead; Killed by weight he was attempting to lift. On the upside, no need for the family to go elsewhere for a memorial bench.
Continue ReadingMy wife bought me an exercise bike for Christmas. I used it for a bit but have stopped now as it wasn’t getting me anywhere.
Continue ReadingAmericans claim to get plenty of exercise, despite the fact that most of them are vastly overweight. Not surprising, though, if your definition of exercise is ‘anything that makes you sweat’ and includes waddling from the car park to McDonald’s.
Continue ReadingMy local gym make it extremely difficult for newcomers to join. They’re on the 27th floor with no lift.
Continue ReadingEvery morning I have a 2 mile run before breakfast. I keep forgetting to buy milk.
Continue ReadingEvery time I take up exercising I meet new people. They are usually paramedics, but still new people.
Continue ReadingI pulled a muscle in my neck today and I’m not sure how, i just can’t get my head round it.
Continue ReadingMy ex-girlfriend and I met each other while running the London Marathon last year. It was a long-distance relationship.
Continue ReadingI did double my morning exercise this morning… Must stop forgetting things upstairs.
Continue ReadingThanks to Nell McAndrew’s fitness DVD I now have a perfectly toned right wrist.
Continue ReadingI went for a run this morning. Not for exercise, my girlfriend’s husband just got back early.
Continue ReadingI got off with a fat girl at a party, my ego was crushed.
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