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Continue ReadingI hope Apple have fixed that iPhone alarm bug. I’ve got to be up early on Monday.
Continue ReadingIf you want to find a plane that’s crashed into the sea – there’s not an app for that. Unlucky.
Continue ReadingI had trouble getting onto my website earlier so I called my mate who was an IT technician. “Have you tried disabling cookies?” he said. “Well I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man…”
Continue ReadingI’ll never be up to scratch with the computer age. In my day, you used Trojans to protect yourself from viruses.
Continue ReadingWhen the old Windows stopped working the “blue screen of death” appeared. Windows spotted the problem, and with new Windows 7 it turns black.
Continue ReadingI’ve just been fixing my sons computer when I got a shock off the processor. It megaHz.
Continue Readingjust been banned from xbox live. Apparently when playing jewish people its against the rules to start shouting in german and to only use smoke grenades.
Continue ReadingMy wife said to me “Would you run into a burning building to save me?” “Of course I would” I replied. “The batteries for my xbox aren’t going to find themselves”
Continue ReadingPlease make sure your fingers are aligned to the keyboard correctly whilst talking to prospective employers. You don’t want to be telling them about your previous HIV
Continue ReadingA friend and I were discusing how much technology was advancing these days when he said “Soon we’ll be downloading water from the tap”. “Well it’s already in sync” I replied.
Continue ReadingMy mate keeps raving on about how amazing his new iPad is. He even got me to draw a picture on his new art app so I could see how responsive it is. It wasn’t easy. My felt tip pen just wiped clean off. In the end I had to scratch it on with a […]
Continue ReadingI don’t get along with people who have X-Box’s We just don’t Kinect.
Continue ReadingI made Windows 7. I rang them up and told them OSX Leopard was better, so they copied it.
Continue ReadingI created an amazing new iPad app that would instantly turn its user into a pretentious douche. Apple rejected it, saying it duplicated core functionality.
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