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Continue ReadingApparently the average PC crashes 3 times a year. It must cost the Police a fortune in replacement cars.
Continue ReadingThe Royal Air Force develops a new fighter jet. It is very fast, extremely agile and more or less the perfect aircraft. Only one problem occurs time and again – the wings keep breaking off. No matter what the engineers try, they fail to solve the problem. The Ministry of Defence offers a special prize […]
Continue ReadingI think Steve Jobs was asking for it in truth. With the amazing GPS feature on the iphone 4, it wasn’t going to take the grim reaper much effort to find him.
Continue Reading“I’m a PC and I’m eight-and-a-half years old.” I didn’t find Microsoft’s new ad too clear. I always thought a PC was a ‘personal computer’, not a ‘provocative child’?
Continue Reading3, 95, NT, 98, ME, XP, Vista and 7. Windows consequential listing doesn’t seem to be working.
Continue ReadingYou know you’re a geek when you have an iPhone, an iPod, a PC, a laptop, a GPS system and a PDA but you’d swap them all for a working lightsaber.
Continue Readingwrfsgqweztkl;’# ast gg4369on/hoivdz … Why does no one ever think of unplugging their keyboard before cleaning it?
Continue ReadingApple have paired up with Voldemort, to release a new product that could catch on. It’s called the iBrowse.
Continue ReadingUnderstanding abbreviations – there’s an app for that.
Continue ReadingClearing the history Keeping your wife and kids oblivious to your fetishes since windows 95.
Continue Reading73% of men don’t know what a cookie is. But 99% know how to delete them.
Continue ReadingI’m useless with computers! I’m such a techno-numpty! I only have to touch the things and they break! Well, not really. But you’ve got to lie on your CV a bit to have a chance of getting in at PC World.
Continue ReadingIN THE NEWS : Peter Sutcliffe has been selling copies of CD’s and MP3s in Prison to his innmates. It seems there is no end to the Yorkshire Ripper.
Continue ReadingGreat, my book ran out of batteries .. stupid future
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