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Mobiles: A way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing.
Continue ReadingMobiles: A way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing.
Continue ReadingI was upset when my wife told me I was too pedestrian about life. So I went for a waik.
Continue ReadingWhen asked “What would be your dream job once leaving school?” in a recent poll, 99% of 11-16 year olds wrote: “My dreem is too wurk in a sweat shop!” Say what you like about the kids of today, they may be illiterate but they aren’t scared of hard work!
Continue ReadingI saved an absolute fortune using 118 118. I asked them to text me the phone number of a directory enquiries service that doesn’t charge 1.70 per query.
Continue ReadingMy phone contract was a con. It stated that for 20 a month I would get 5000 texts. It’s been 8 months now and I’ve not received a single text.
Continue Readingyesterday i got an email saying “you have no emails”. kind of defeats the purpose, doesnt it.
Continue ReadingSo Mark Zuckerberg has got married to Priscilla Chan When asked why she consented to marry him Precilla said “I can think of 106 billion reasons”
Continue ReadingI’ve decided that I want my children to have a traditional childhood, so I spent last Sunday showing my son how you could communicate at distances of up to half a mile using just two empty baked bean cans and a length of string. I was having a brilliant time, until I got a text […]
Continue ReadingBeer mat flipping – the true sign of a failing conversation.
Continue Reading“iPad. There’s no right way and no wrong way”- to hold it. If only the iPhone was this advanced
Continue ReadingEver since I got an Iphone I’ve missed the sound of turning pages in the bathroom..
Continue ReadingBecause of Blackberry outages, millions of users are checking their email on a computer like wild cave savages.
Continue ReadingMy wife asked “Did you remember to send that fax for me?” “Yes” I replied “I sent it this morning.” “Ha got you!” she said “You didn’t send it, I’ve just seen it on your desk.”
Continue ReadingMy wife left me today because of my obsession with twitter. There’s a lot more to it than that but unfortunately I’m about to run out of cha
Continue ReadingDid you hear about BT’s new invention? Speed dole
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