My 12 year old daughter s …
My 12 year old daughter says she is old enough to stand on her own two feet. So maybe for Christmas – I’ll sew them back on
Continue ReadingMy 12 year old daughter says she is old enough to stand on her own two feet. So maybe for Christmas – I’ll sew them back on
Continue ReadingI found out earlier that dead babies are being grounded up into a powdered tablet in China and being sold abroad as ‘stamina tablets’, each one containing about 99.7% human. I had never been so disgusted and outraged in all of my life, i’ve already taken 5 and I feel no different.
Continue ReadingPeople often talk about the child within them, and I can totally relate to that, I always eat babies
Continue ReadingWhats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Ones fun to squash with a hammer and the other is a fruit.
Continue ReadingPlaying Frisbee with a five year old is amazingly similar to just running after a Frisbee
Continue ReadingOne day my Gramma was out, and my Grampa was in charge of me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old. Someone had given me a little ‘tea set’ as a gift, and it was one of my favorite toys. Grampa was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when I brought him […]
Continue Readingjust got back from the hospital after having identicle twins. how am i supposed to pick a favourate now?
Continue ReadingMy plan for the snow: 1. Wait for my 8 year old neighbour to build a snowman 2. Wait for that to melt 3. Put a suicide note where it melted
Continue ReadingWas anybody else disappointed that the boy wasn’t in the airship?
Continue ReadingI was woken up this morning by the neighbours little boy kicking a football against the wall. I told him to stop that and come back to bed.
Continue ReadingI added my daughter on facebook yesterday, now people will just laugh when she says “my daddy is poking me”
Continue ReadingI bought a book of baby names today. Only read a few pages, but so far my favorites are ISBN 938-0325-57613 for a girl, and Copyright 2009 for a boy.
Continue ReadingHow do you get a child to stop wetting the bed? Give him an electric blanket
Continue ReadingThe phrase ” If you love someone you let them go, and if it was meant to be it comes back” doesn’t apply when holding your newborn baby, i recently found out.
Continue ReadingMy daughter came up to me the other day and said, ‘Dad, can I have a new pair of trainers?’ I said, ‘You’re twelve. Go to Taiwan and make some.’
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