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Guinness world records. Proof that before something amazing, there must first be alcohol.
Continue ReadingGuinness world records. Proof that before something amazing, there must first be alcohol.
Continue ReadingMy wife has been moaning and complaining a lot recently so i thought i’d buy that new book “50 shades of grey” as a suprise. You should have seen the look on her face when i smacked her round the head with it.
Continue ReadingGoing to have to keep a very close eye on my tatty old dog with the missus,After all he is 50 shades of grey.
Continue ReadingI’m trying to read a book about the world’s smallest house. It’s hard to get into.
Continue ReadingI’ve just started reading a book about Fort Knox but I just can’t get into it.
Continue ReadingIf you think the ‘amazon kindle’ text to speech option is a joke.. Try downloading ‘A Brief History Of Time’……
Continue ReadingA recent survey of women who read 50 Shades Of Gray. Most read it with their fingers
Continue ReadingA black man, a ginger, and a suicide bomber walk into a library, and the librarian says “Is this some sort of sick joke?”
Continue ReadingI bought a book on Bondage. It was leather bound.
Continue ReadingI’ve just seen a bloke spray painting a blond haired male reporter and a little white dog on the front of his car. I think he was Tin-Tin his windows.
Continue ReadingI always take a Dan Brown novel with me when I go for a dump. Not to read; to wipe with.
Continue ReadingFifty Shades of Grey has apparently been responsible for saving a lot of marriages and enabling women to put a smile back on their husbands faces, and I have to agree. Playing Fifa without getting moaned at is bliss.
Continue ReadingFound a book today called ‘Learn to Walk’. As far as I recall, it went something like: Step One Step Two Repeat.
Continue ReadingI’ve just written a book about the inventions of Thomas Edison. It’s for those who enjoy a bit of light reading.
Continue ReadingI’ve just read a book called “Treasure Island” Otherwise known as “How to claim benefits for Immigrants”
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