“Our pet cat was like a m …
“Our pet cat was like a member of our family.” That’s a slightly creepy statement. Except in Norfolk.
Continue Reading“Our pet cat was like a member of our family.” That’s a slightly creepy statement. Except in Norfolk.
Continue ReadingJust put the cat out. Told him I always wanted a dog.
Continue ReadingDoctor, Doctor. I think I’m a chameleon! Who said that?!
Continue ReadingIn a way, when I sold my parrot it was as if a huge weight had been lifted off my shoulders.
Continue ReadingWhat do you call a pig with Aspergers? Socially porkward.
Continue ReadingApparently the Black Rhino is more dangerous than the White Rhino. Well there’s a surprise!
Continue ReadingWhats black, white and red all over? Half a badger
Continue ReadingThe Irish SAS have just stormed Dublin Zoo-they killed three gorillas and have released all the ostriches!
Continue ReadingWhat do you get if you put a zebra in a washing machine? A donkey.
Continue Readingwhat’s the best thing about having a black man in the whitehouse? one less mugger on the streets…
Continue ReadingI see there was a really fast response after the fox attack on those babies. It’s a good thing that the parents didn’t cry wolf by mistake.
Continue ReadingI took my pet pig to the vet’s today. Turns out he has pulled a hamstring.
Continue ReadingWhat kind of Sandals do Frogs wear? Open Toad.
Continue ReadingI like putting sock and boots on my feet when I go to bed My wife hates it though, she’s allergic to cats
Continue ReadingIs it more offensive telling my black friend that she smells like my dog, or telling my dog she smells like a black person?
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