Sometimes I like to cover …
Sometimes I like to cover myself in vaseline and pretend I’m a slug.
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Continue ReadingI’ve just got my first job interview in two years! Until then I’m going to have to sign on.
Continue ReadingThe picture of my barren family farm was depressing So I cropped it
Continue ReadingThere are people who believe the earth is a square on every corner of the globe
Continue ReadingMy mate’s a big Robot Wars fan. He’s built an incredible machine, but he’s got no one to battle with, so he just attacks random things in his mum’s house. It defeats the object.
Continue ReadingSo today’s news stated that “the spice turmeric used in curries can help the battle against cancer” It’s called kormatherapy
Continue Reading“As I approached the junction I looked both ways for a motorbike. Having not seen any bikes I proceeded to pull out. The advert didn’t say anything about cars, Your honour”
Continue ReadingWhat do you call an impatient waiter? An Oxymoron
Continue ReadingI was reading a scary book today but it kept trying to get away from me. Spineless git.
Continue ReadingI had one of those plastic bin liners posted through my door today asking for unwanted clothes for charity. It’s great for storing all those bin liners for unwanted clothes for charity.
Continue ReadingThe skateboard. The preferred mode of transport for people who have nowhere to be.
Continue ReadingI pushed a farmers pig off the road away from an oncoming car today. Really saved his bacon.
Continue ReadingBefore my father died he worked in a circus as a stilt walker… I used to look up to him…
Continue ReadingOne of the more famous time-travel related theories is called “The Grandfather Paradox”. What it basically means is: if you go back in time to a period when your grandfather is still very young, and you kill him, then you are supposed to vanish — because if your grandfather is dead, it means one of […]
Continue ReadingJust seen a beautiful girl with no hair walking through town.. That’s a pretty bold statement.
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