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Who wears his guns and holster just below his shoulders? Billy the flid
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Continue ReadingThe irony is, that the winners of the Euromillions lottery are unable to rollover themselves.
Continue ReadingI always find it satisfying when I get jury duty. Means i’m not a suspect!
Continue ReadingMy tooth started to hurt yesterday, so needing an appointment I gave the local dentist a ring. He looked puzzled, but put it on his finger and said ‘thanks, now what can I do for you?’
Continue ReadingI met my girlfriend in a photographer’s dark room. Things just developed from there.
Continue ReadingI said to my mate, “Have you seen the TV programme about veiled threats?” He said, “No.” I said, “You’d better watch it.”
Continue ReadingMum: Be careful Me: Thank God, before you said that i was just going to be recklessly dangerous.
Continue ReadingDid you hear about the train crash today in Lincolnshire? I’m not too sure exactly what happened, but it was something along those lines.
Continue ReadingI’d love to meet a girl from Hindsight. Apparently, everything’s easy there.
Continue ReadingReduce your carbon footprint.. take bigger steps.
Continue ReadingI dont know what everyone’s so upset about. I love cutting up onions.
Continue ReadingI decided to get fit so I bought an exercise bike, and it’s great – I can go on it for hours on end. I pretend I’m going downhill and freewheel.
Continue ReadingBig Foot does exist and I can prove it. I got him to take a photo of me, the wife and kids when we took a walk in the forest earlier.
Continue ReadingiPhone autocorrect is shut. It’s about as useful a sucking bank tissue.
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