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• Yo' Mama Is So Ugly... Doggie Style
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
• Yo' Mama Is So Dirty... Plants
Yo' Mama is so dirty, plants grow out her butt.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Richard Simmons
Yo' Mama is so fat, she makes Richard Simmons lose his enthusiasm.
• Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Christmas
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she heard that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Sex Wave
Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.
• Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Favorite Color
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her favorite color is clear.
• Yo' Mama Is Like... Beached Whale
Yo' Mama is like a beached whale: stinky and tragic, but you can't help but stare.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Game Over
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
• Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Cordless Phone
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tripped over a cordless phone.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... Ride the Waves
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... World Hunger
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
• Yo' Mama Is So Stupid... Batteries
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
• Yo' Mama Is So Skanky... Family Reunion
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.
• Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Ding Dong
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
• Yo' Mama Is So Nasty... Bio-Weapons
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
• Yo' Mama Is Like... Door Knob
Yo' Mama is like a door knob: everybody gets a turn.
• Yo' Mama Is So Poor... Jack-O-Lantern
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
• Yo' Mama Is So Fat... . Stair Master
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
• Yo' Mama Is Like... Hockey Player
Yo' Mama is like a hockey player, she doesn't change her pad for three periods.
  
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