| Joke Name |
• Lemonia
What do you give injured lemons? |
• Ghosting It
Why do ghosts always shake and moan? |
• The Priest and the Christmas Tree
Q: How are a priest and a Christmas Tree alike? |
• Cold One
Q: What did one undertaker say to the other? |
• Aye, Aye, Captain!
There once was a captain of a ship, and everyday at a certain time he would lock himself up in his cabin and look inside a mysterious black box. He did this everyday, but he told nobody what was inside the box. Then one day he died, and in his... |
• The Eskimo Hunter
An Eskimo man awoke one day with the urge to go hunting for seal. After he had prepared his gear for his journey, he set out over the frozen ice to his favorite hunting spot. |
• Funny Apple
Q: What did the apple say to the orange? |
• Shrewd Investment
A woman walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells her that the bank will need some kind of security for such a... |
• Halloween: Which Witch?
What's a witch's favorite subject? |
• Vietnam Vet at The Dentist
There once was this Vietnam vet who still occasionally had very vivid flasbacks. The man worked as a dentist and one day, he was doing a normal check-up, when a flashback hit him. He went crazy and repeatedly stabbed the patient. Needless to say,... |
• Bathroom
Q: Why is a bathroom called a “rest room?” |
• Third World War
"Jimmy," says the teacher, "what would happen if the Third World War broke out?" |
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