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• Tyson's Manners
Mike Tyson finally apologized to Holyfield for biting off his ear.

• Hot as Hell
A real tough guy dies and goes to hell, well he tells Satan that it won't be all that bad, and thinks hell's all a joke. So Satan tells the demons to turn the thermostat way up, and lock him up for three days.

• Para-Olympics
What is better than winning gold at the Para-Olympics?

• Golf Fatality
A guy goes golfing with his girlfriend. As he tees off, she steps into ladies' teebox and gets hit in the head with his drive. She is pronounced D.O.A. and taken to the morgue.

• Golf Buddies
There was an old man named Bill, and one of the things he most enjoyed was playing golf with his old buddy Fred. Bill's wife always commented on how happy he looked after a game.

• 2nd to 3rd
Why does it take longer to run from second base to third base than it takes to run from first to second?

• Fishing Riddle
On a sunny day, two fathers and two sons went fishing. Each one of them caught one fish. When they went home, there were only three fishes, why?

• Misguided
A group of hikers were being led through the wilderness by a guide. On the third day, the hikers noticed that they had been traveling in circles.

• Bubba Gets Smart
Bubba was Alabama's star lineman. He was great at football, but not at academics. The principal was letting it slide until one day he decided that Bubba's grades HAD to be better. They decided to make him take a test. It was only one math...

• The Three Basketball Players On The Roof
There were 3 basketball players, one each from IU, Notre Dame, and Purdue, standing on a burning roof in Indianapolis. The fire department came with a blanket and yelled to the Notre Dame player to jump. He jumped and they moved it to the right....

• Stanley Cup Suicide
Ron Hextal, the Flyer's goalie, was so upset about losing the Stanley Cup that he decided to commit suicide, so he jumped out in front of a bus.

• Lucky Aggie Hijinx
A lucky Aggie once won the lottery for $20,000,000 and went to pick up all of his money. But when he got there, the guy who was in charge of the money said that the money would be paid out over twenty years. So the Aggie got pissed off and says:...

• Too Much Wrestling
* You wonder why singers Sting, Wolf Blitzer, and Bryan Adams stole wrestlers' names

• Texas Thug Athletes
Two Dallas Cowboys were in a car. Who was driving?

• Trial Run
What do you say to a football player in an Armani suit?

• The Truth About Baseball
Why did the professional baseball player cross the road?

• UVA vs. VT Football
If you have a Virginia Tech football player and a UVA Foootball player in the same car at the same time, who drives?

• Redskin Trespassing
Q: How do you keep a Washington Redskin out of your yard?

• Steroid Breast Stroke
A female Olympic swimmer was talking with one of her teammates about using steroids. She claimed that she was going to quit taking them because she was growing hair in scary places.