| Joke Name |
• Pickle in the Pants
There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around him. |
• 77
Why is 77 better than 69? 'Cause you get 8 more! |
• Father and Son
A boy was playing with himself in the bathtub when his father walked in and said, “Son, if you don't stop doing that, you'll go blind.” The boy said, “Dad, I'm over here.” |
• Good Year
Q: What do you do with 365 used condoms? |
• Sex and Air
Sex is like air. It's not important unless you're not getting any! |
• Banging and Banking
Sex is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. |
• Flies in a Lightbulb
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? |
• Hands and Knees
What do you get when you are on you hands and knees? |
• Confucius...Sausage
Man who stuffs his own sausage, pounds his own meat. |
• Five Minutes to Midnight
A cop drives up to lovers lane and sees a car there. So he walks up to the car, and there's a girl in the back seat knitting and a boy in the front seat reading a book. |
• Dinner's On The Table
Q. What do lesbians cook for dinner? |
• Chalkboard Culprit
One day a teacher went into her class room and saw the word, “penis” written in small letters on the chalkboard. She erased it and went on with the day's lesson. The next day, she came in and saw the same word on the chalkbaord, but a... |
• Adam and Eve, Surprised
Adam and Eve were standing opposite to each other when Adam got his first erection. The two watched, astonished, until Adam suddenly exclaimed, “Move aside -- I don't know how far its gonna go.” |
• Nudist Colony
How can you tell there's a blind man in a nudist colony? |
• Vibrators and Soybeans
What do vibrators and soybeans have in common? |
• Slippery Doorknob
A market researcher called at a house and his knock was answered by a young woman with three small children running around her. |
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